DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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