Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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