Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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