Need sex. Gaining weight.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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