Whod you bang
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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