i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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