so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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