New invention idea: vibrating tampons
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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