Cold hands, warm shart.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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