i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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