we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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