i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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