Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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