I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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