Why are handjobs necessary in class?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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