No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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