I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
