he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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