You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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