Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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