He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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