So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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