she was so not down for the gang bang
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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