Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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