girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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