my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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