Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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