for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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