Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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