FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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