How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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