what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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