Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
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man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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