She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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