We're like a lot better than the average bears
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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