I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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