He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I have fence marks all over my body
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
