therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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