He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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