So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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