is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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