Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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