Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We have so much sex to catch up on
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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