Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I intend to get homeless drunk
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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