ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
We need to rekindle our bromance
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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