I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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