So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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