there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He did a backflip because drugs
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