Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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