Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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