There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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