I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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