he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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