He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i will never coherently bang her
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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