i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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